tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63188544459422098172024-03-12T19:59:22.638-07:00I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFFI think about stuff. Most of it wanders in through a sensory portal, rattles around a bit, and then disappears down a rabbit hole. But some things I think about rattle around and around and take up space needed by other things. If I write them down, some of the other things can find room. I'd love for this to be a forum in which some of the things that I think about get aired out and discussed. Presuming, of course, that they're worth someone else thinking about . . .Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-15732193325213157532011-02-22T20:23:00.000-08:002011-02-22T20:23:36.068-08:00Norteño Sweet Cornbread<!--StartFragment--> <br />
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</u></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><u>Prep</u></div><div class="MsoNormal">Put a 10-inch cast iron skillet in the oven and heat the oven to 400 degrees F.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u><br />
</u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Ingredients<o:p></o:p></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">Dry:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>2 ½ cups all-purpose flour</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>1 ½ cups corn meal</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>½ cup<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>sugar (or less, if you prefer; we prefer sweet cornbread</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>4 teaspoons baking powder</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>1 teaspoon salt (or less, if you prefer)<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Wet:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>2 cups milk (we prefer low-fat or skim, but you might not)</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>½ cup<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>vegetable oil (we prefer canola)</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>2<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>eggs</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>½ cup<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>chopped green chile (fresh is best but frozen is fine</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>½ cup<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>corn kernals (fresh is best but frozen is fine)</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-bidi-font-family: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">Ø<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>some fresh, chopped onion can be good</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Take the hot skillet out of the oven, coat it with vegetable oil.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Mix the dry ingredients.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Mix the wet ingredients.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Stir the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Pour the mess into the skillet, put it in the oven.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Cook until top is golden brown, or until a wooden toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean—usually about 30 to 45 minutes, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">mas o menos</i>. I always cut into the middle to see if it’s done because it will be thick and might not be done in the middle. If top is brown before middle is done, wrap foil around the edge of the skillet to decrease browning while middle is baking.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Makes at least eight servings.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Serve with frijoles, chile, chile stew, soup, stew, or by itself.</div><!--EndFragment-->Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-85380494441770506902011-02-12T11:51:00.000-08:002011-02-12T11:51:54.480-08:00The (Elusive) Theory of Everything<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgihydwnjf3ItAI-_QUB5cajMWcpO1MolDvEldTx1ayZBCWHlwDtb6bpwPjAi2q4vpp0_UbrtiJBYqH5_YTn2j31zRmJ9vLuEp1CNUa3VXjfsvn3-nU0ThiHoyXVfLTH_AUeMQqWcEtsPSA/s1600/Lizard+man+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="118" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgihydwnjf3ItAI-_QUB5cajMWcpO1MolDvEldTx1ayZBCWHlwDtb6bpwPjAi2q4vpp0_UbrtiJBYqH5_YTn2j31zRmJ9vLuEp1CNUa3VXjfsvn3-nU0ThiHoyXVfLTH_AUeMQqWcEtsPSA/s200/Lizard+man+2.jpg" width="200" /></a></div> In the October 2010 issue of <i>Scientific American</i>, theoretical physicists Stephen Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow suggest that the search of a theory that would unify physics, a search that has captivated physicists since Einstein published his first paper on relativity, might actually be in vain (keep in mind that, in science, "theory" refers to a law, something that is always true; ideas that might be true and can be tested, popularly called theories, are actually hypotheses). Why? Because every scientific theory involves its own model of reality and it may not be possible to unify all models of reality. And the point is . . . ? The search for a unified theory is the search for a single model that explains how everything works; that is, that explains every process at work in the physical universe. Here's how the article frames the issue:<br />
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"A few years ago the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved fishbowls. The sponsors of the measure explained that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl because the curved sides give the fish a distorted view of reality. Aside from the measure's significance to the poor goldfish, the story raises an interesting philosophical question: How do we know that the reality we perceive is true? The goldfish is seeing a version of reality that is different from ours, but can we be sure that it is any less real? For all we know, we, too, may spend our entire lives staring out at the world through a distorting lens.<br />
In physics, the question is not academic. Indeed, physicists and cosmologists are finding themselves in a similar predicament to the goldfish's. For decades we have strived to come up with an ultimate theory of everything--one complete and consistent set of fundamental laws of nature that explain every aspect of reality. It now appears that this quest may yield not a single theory but a family of interconnected theories, each describing its own version of reality, as if it viewed the universe through its own fishbowl." *<br />
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Hawking and Mlodinow then proceed through a brief history of the problem, discussing realism and antirealism (the latter coming, interestingly, from the 1960s), and the conundrums presented by classical and quantum physics. Not being a physicist and not wanting to butcher the thoughts of these remarkably bright men, I refer the reader to the article itself for the particulars of these situations (and, not to worry, <i>Scientific American</i> is a popularized magazine so it's all pretty understandable). They then turn to a new perspective on the subject: rejecting old-school theory-dependent concepts of reality for new-school model-dependent concepts of reality, in which,<br />
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"a physical theory or world picture is a model (generally of a mathematical nature) and a set of rules that connect the elements of the model to observations. According to model-dependent realism, it is pointless to ask whether a model is real, only whether it agrees with observation. If two models agree with observation, neither one can be considered more real than the other." *<br />
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Returning to the goldfish, Hawking and Mlodinow state,<br />
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"The goldfish are in a similar situation. Their view is not the same as ours from outside their curved bowl, but they could still formulate scientific laws . . . from their distorted frame of reference that would always hold true and would enable them to make predictions about the future motion of objects outside the bowl. Their laws would be more complicated than the laws in our frame, but simplicity is a matter of taste. If the goldfish formulated such a theory, we have to admit the goldfish's view as a valid picture of reality."<br />
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Finally, they conclude the article by saying,<br />
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"It might be that to describe the universe, we have to employ different theories in different situations. Each theory may have its own version of reality, but, according to model-dependent realism, that diversity is acceptable, and none of the versions can be said to be more real than any other. It is not the physicist's traditional expectation for a theory of nature, nor does it correspond to our everyday idea of reality. But it might be the way of the universe." *<br />
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So, what difference does that make to the rest of us? Plenty, as it turns out. The fact is that, from a Biblical perspective, we are ALL goldfish looking out at the world around us through our own lenses. According to current estimates, that's 6.8 to 6.9 billion human goldfish. We each see, hear, smell, taste, and feel (and think) our way through life differently--I just read an article in the most recent <i>Scientific American</i> that discusses individual differences in smell, and am about to start another one on how language creates perception, and all of us have heard the stories about how many words for "snow" are found among Inuit groups in the Arctic. Those differences create our differing perceptions about the world around us, and they are not limited to the physical world. A quick Google search shows one estimate that there are 19 major religions in the world, subdivided into about 270 major groups, and too many smaller groups to count. They include something like 34,000 Christian groups of one sort or another, ranging from single congregations with no other affiliation to major denominations. And these numbers are based solely on census data in which people are assigned to whatever group with which they claim membership. And I won't get into the impacts of culture on individual and group perceptions.<br />
Again, the point is . . . ? A unified theory of everything can only be constructed from outside the "universe" of observation points. Living inside that universe makes it impossible to see, much less understand, the incredible variability of observation and perception found within it. No one goldfish, or even a cabal of goldfish, can determine and define all the variability that is possible as fish inside look outside, or look around inside, for that matter.<br />
So, who has a unified theory of everything? Answer: The God who created everything. Why? Because His existence is independent of His creation. He exists outside time (I think time, for God, might not even exist, but that's another blog topic) and beyond space. Although He interacts with us within our frameworks of time and space, He, unlike us, is not constrained by them. Further, the Bible tells us, God knows the end from the beginning (Isaiah 46:9-10). How can that be? Because He IS the end and the beginning (Revelation 1:8); nothing comes into being unless He decrees, nothing exists unless He decrees, nothing ceases to exist unless He decrees. It follows logically, then, that only God has a unified theory of everything.<br />
I applaud the efforts of scientists who strive to find patterns in the created world that reveal the ways in which the world operates. As an anthropologist, that's what I do, working with human culture and cultural behavior. All such efforts are, ultimately, in vain, however, if we do not understand that the material universe is not all there is and that human efforts alone cannot identify all there is to know. God IS, and because God IS, only He knows everything. Fortunately for all of us, He has made it possible for us to know Him. That, Drs. Hawking and Mlodinow, is the way of the universe.<br />
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*Stephen Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow, 2010, "The (Elusive) Theory of Everything." Scientific American, vol. 303, no. 4, pp. 68-71. See www.ScientificAmerican.com/oct2010.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-9682444088171908392011-01-06T22:19:00.000-08:002011-01-06T22:19:22.733-08:00Living Circular in a Linear World<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Western life relies--absolutely relies--on a linear worldview. There needs to be a beginning, a middle, and an end to pretty much everything. Birth, life, death. Sunrise, day, night. Get up, go to work, come home. Get sick, be sick, get well. We order our lives on a National Geo time-line that we fold out, metaphorically, when we need to make tick marks to record events. We usually organize those events and the spaces between them by their proximity to each other along the time-line. That is, we usually think about stuff according to, "When did it happen?" and "When is it going to happen?"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Take a look at your calendar. It's a line. Oh, at first glance it may look like a block with days and weeks arranged into units--days from left to right, weeks from top to bottom. Really, though, that's just convenience so we don't have to keep up a line of days stretching left to right for 365 units. If each day takes up an inch on the line, that's a line over 30 feet long per year. Pack that in your Day Planner. So, we break up that line into units that we can stack like blocks. But it's still a line.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Many folks around the world, on the other hand, operate within some sort of non-linear worldview. They are manifested in various ways but share the aspect that life's events and processes are not perceived--or grouped--strictly according to temporal proximity. Rather, they tend to be perceived--and grouped--according to similarities that are not strictly time-based. What happened? Who was involved? Where did it happen? Frequently, such worldviews are described as circular. (I prefer to see them as spherical, but only because a sphere could contain more pieces than a circle; it's a 3-D thing.) The point of that word picture is that events are categorized in groups like pie pieces, more or less regardless of their linear temporal proximity. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">That's not to say that there is no sense of temporal progression among people who operate within a circular (spherical) worldview. It's just that temporal progression is not the organizing principle of their lives.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> So, the reason I began this post is that I have been thinking about how people with circular worldviews deal with long-term or chronic illness. As I noted earlier, in a linear perspective, we get sick, we are sick, then we get well. At least that's how it's supposed to work, right? Assuming there are appropriate and effective treatments, of course. Consequently, chronic illness is a conundrum in a linear worldview. How do we handle an illness that has a beginning, a middle, and no end? We can make a tick mark on the National Geo fold-out time-line for the first sign of symptoms or the first diagnosis, we can tick off days during which the illness is present and, hopefully, being treated, but we cannot make a mark for the day of wellness. The end of the calendar comes along, still no tick mark. That calendar is replaced by another calendar, whose end also comes along, still no tick mark. And so on. And so on. Doctors get frustrated. Patients get frustrated. Family and friends get frustrated. What the heck to do when we can't find that last tick mark?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Because I study culture and cultural behavior, I have begun to wonder about how illness, especially chronic illness, is viewed through a circular worldview. I know that non-Westernized people often view illness as more than or different than the biological, chemical, or physiological malfunctions that they are seen as from a Western perspective. I know that human illness is frequently seen as manifesting imbalance within a human, between humans, or between humans and other members and aspects of the natural and supernatural world(s). So, like our Western, linear perspective, illness is a problem that wants resolution. The difference seems to be that, in a circular perspective, illness is not THE problem but a symptom of THE problem. It seems reasonable to think, then, that chronic illness is a symptom of a problem that is difficult to resolve--a major imbalance of some sort, perhaps--or takes a long time to resolve or can't be resolved.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> In my spare time--presuming I ever have any--I hope to learn more about non-Western perspectives on illness, particularly chronic illness. As it turns out, I am now involved in the early stages of a research project involving cancer and exposure to natural radioactivity among pre-Columbian Native Americans. Perhaps that will open doors for me to better understand non-Western perspectives on illness and living with chronic illness in a linear world.</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-17948620583347356282011-01-04T22:52:00.000-08:002011-01-04T22:56:31.946-08:00Can I Be a Post-Modern Modernist?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWgK5OfQ55_Ik37Dg2vXRAKJUkdg2DIU-d87s1oT_F_bTvxumI-YueiTn74b0RkFzYwkiCMpw9ww_yowybiLElUeXpZs3LjG8elGfpsbXs61PHhyphenhyphenRxE_EZlkpDj-JqJsaKaajLlatfTL0y/s1600/Lizard+man+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="118" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWgK5OfQ55_Ik37Dg2vXRAKJUkdg2DIU-d87s1oT_F_bTvxumI-YueiTn74b0RkFzYwkiCMpw9ww_yowybiLElUeXpZs3LjG8elGfpsbXs61PHhyphenhyphenRxE_EZlkpDj-JqJsaKaajLlatfTL0y/s200/Lizard+man+2.jpg" width="200" /></a></div> As I understand it, and, mind you, I am not the sharpest tool in the shed, post-modernism eschews (I love that word) some notions of absolutism. I say "some" because it seems obvious, even to dim-bulbs like me, that saying that there are no absolutes sounds pretty absolute, so I have to assume that not all absolutes are easily jettisoned. This is opposed to the well-known premise of post-Enlightenment modernism that some things are true, period, and that it is within the ability of man to identify those things. Leaving, for a moment, concepts in traditional Christianity (and, I think, the related monotheistic worldviews of Judaism and Islam, but I could be wrong) that the BIG PICTURE truths can only ascertained through Divine revelation, the Enlightenment idea was/is that man is inherently capable of figuring out what is real and not real, true and not true, existent and non-existent, based on systematic observation within a defined paradigm that provides consistence in interpretation. The Renaissance and Enlightenment period are considered to be the origins of the "modern" era in human history, thus the conceptual correlation between modernism and absolutism.<br />
The philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, who died--by the way--in insanity, is often seen as the father of post-modernism because of his nihilist, "God is dead" worldview. I refer the reader to <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">http://www.thepoachedegg.net/the-poached-egg/2010/09/what-are-some-pitfalls-inherent-in-the-postmodern-outlook.html</span> for a thoughtful discussion of Nietsche's thinking and influence on modern post-modernism. Can I use "modern" to describe post-modernism?<br />
Anyway, in 2003, our son went off to college--a small, decidedly Christian college--where he was exposed to post-modernism in Christian thought. He, in turn, exposed us. After several years of debate on the topic, it seems to me that the upside of post-modernism in the Church is the emphasis on relationship. Recently, a friend and I discussed her epiphany that God wants a positive relationship with her, something that she seems to have missed in her 50+ years, much of which has been spent as a born-again Christian, including growing up in an evangelical congregation and denomination. It occurred to me that my upbringing, theologically the same as hers, can be described as insisting on salvation by grace through faith alone but then encouraging a works-based life that suggests that post-salvation grace is earned. Mind you, both my friend and I grew up in Calvinist-lite circumstances that emphasized the "eternal security of the believer." So, am I the only one who senses an irony in being told that I could not come to God except through His grace, could not thereafter leave His grace under any circumstances, and yet must live as though His continued grace must be earned? (I think this might be related to another doctrinal position in which "all true believers will persist," indicating that one can tell whether another proclaimed Christian is actually saved by that person's post-conversion life, a responsibility that I, for one, am not interested in assuming.) In that situation, it seems to me that theology develops a number of rules for appropriate behavior, rules that are necessary to ensure that 1) one is indeed saved and 2) others can be sure of one's salvation.<br />
Contrast that with a post-modernist position that the important aspect of salvation is relationship, that God did what He did and does what He does so that we can have now-and-always relationship with Him, that rules for behavior are less important--potentially much less important--than living in relationship, of knowing Him better and better through time. Yes, I know that every evangelical Christian will agree with that, but I have become much less interested in recent years with statements of agreement. I'd like to see, in my own life and in the lives of Christians I know, less concern with living by the rules and more concern with living with God by grace through faith.<br />
Somebody tell me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that one of the things that makes the New Covenant better than the Old Covenant (read the letter to the Hebrews) is that the New Covenant as expressed in Scripture includes lots of principles but few actual rules. The beauty of this is that the New Covenant is much more immediately translatable in very different cultural settings. God is not accessed or appeased by rules; He actually wants you to know Him and has done what is necessary to make that possible. Thus, the Old Covenant requires that people who want to participate, and who are not Jewish, must convert to Judaism and follow its rules (whatever those might be, depending on what sort of Judaism that one joins). Those rules are the result, in the Old Covenant, of God creating a new and unique culture as recorded in the history books of Scripture. Culture, as the manifestation of worldview, necessarily involves ritualized behavior (rules). Thus, if one wants to participate in the Old Covenant, one must participate in those rules.<br />
This is in distinct contrast to the New Covenant, which, pretty much from day one, produced missionaries who took the gospel (good news) of that covenant to people who did not have to become Jews (or anyone else) to participate in the covenant. They just had to want a relationship with God, understand that they could not earn that relationship, and accept what God did through Christ to make it possible. Yes, I know that missionization has, and still is in many settings, been unfortunately linked to attempts to teach and enforce rules for "appropriate" Christian living, but I assert that doing so has been the downfall of missionizing efforts through time. I refer the reader to a book entitled <i>One Tribe, Many Tongues</i> for an interesting take on this situation by an evangelical Native American (the book's original title was better, I think: <i>500 Years of Bad Haircuts</i>). Mission efforts would be much more successful in terms of seeing people come to relationship with God through Christ, I suspect, if missionaries worried more about showing relationship and less about teaching rules. Or, as a pastor friend of ours used to say, the Church professes to want to bring people into the image of Christ, but then works to make them into the image of us.<br />
I, like many Christians, am concerned about the apparent eschewing (I still love that word) of absolutism in post-modernism and its impact on the historical grounding of Christianity in absolute truth. Thus, I maintain my hold on modernism (although I have to wonder what the Church did about absolute truth before the Enlightenment--I'll have to look into Church history, I guess). Making our own truth(s) is potentially very dangerous for anyone, all the more so for Christians, and particularly so for young or potential Christians. Still, it seems likely to me that the Holy Spirit can be trusted to use the Scriptures of the New Covenant to bring and strengthen righteousness--as defined by God, not by people--in any cultural setting if people in that setting are brought to relationship with God.<br />
Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-50591821416042979822010-12-23T08:24:00.000-08:002010-12-23T08:24:52.996-08:00The Nester's Cabin<!--StartFragment--> <br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">© Jeff Boyer, 2007<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Billy’s breath, from his nose and mouth, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>hangs like stove smoke in the air.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">In his sheepskin coat, he looks like his horse, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>both wearin’ their winter hair.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Heads tucked down, shoulders bowed to their chests,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>they trudge on through the cold,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">gatherin’ the last of the scattered heifers<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>before those clouds blow in the snow.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Roundin’ a bend in a wide, grassy draw,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Billy sees somethin’ he ain’t seen before –<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">an old half-dugout with a saggin’ dirt roof<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>and a make-shift, leather-hinged door.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">No smoke from the stove pipe – nobody’s home. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>No stock, no chickens in the yard.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">‘Nesters,’ thought Billy, ‘they tried and moved on. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>This country’s just too hard.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">It’s acres per cow, not cows per acre, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>no life for folks who break ground.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Long winters, too cold, short summers, too hot, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>and too dry all year `round.’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Still, Billy knows better than to ride up quiet.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>“Ho, the house, rider comin’,” he calls.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">The only response is a snort from his horse, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>no noise from the homestead at all.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Billy steps down, loops the rein `round a post, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>looks up at the cabin door,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">sees a large, round halo made of grasses and twigs<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>that he hadn’t noticed before.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">A strip of faded, red, flannel cloth <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>is tied to the top in a bow,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">and dried juniper berries that had hung from the twigs <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>are scattered on the ground below.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">“If I didn’t know better,” Billy says to his horse, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>“that would look like a Christmas wreath.”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">His horse snorts again, puffs up his lips, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>let the air out through his teeth.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">With one gloved hand, Billy reaches out, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>gives a push to the wooden door,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">the dried leather hinges squeak and crack as they bend, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>the wood rubs across the dirt floor.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Billy peeks through the door, steps in from the light,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>in the dark there’s nothin’ to see;<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">then his eyes make out a small broken bench and,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>in the corner – is that a tree?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Swingin’ the door wide open lets in the light,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>he stares to the back of the room<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">at an old rusted bucket filled with rocks and dirt,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>holding up a short, brown piñon.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">On the floor by the bucket is a small pile of glass,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>all that’s left of a red Christmas ball.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">“Bet it broke her heart,” thinks Billy out loud,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>“when she saw the little thing fall.”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">On top of the tree, tied on with a string,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>is an angel of yellowed paper lace.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Leanin’ over a little as the tree top has bowed,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>she still keeps watch on the place<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">like the angels that announced the Bethlehem Baby<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>whose birth was remembered here<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">in a half-dugout cabin no better’n that stable<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>back nearly two thousand years.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">“Musta been tough,” Billy says to the angel,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>“leavin’ their home at Christmas and all.”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">That’s when he sees them, next to the tree,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>pieces of paper tacked to the wall.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">Dried and yellowed, they crack on the folds<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>as Billy opens to see what he finds –<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">two pages from a Bible, and on each page<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: .25in;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>a passage had been underlined.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">On the first,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: .5in; margin-right: .5in; margin-top: 0in; mso-pagination: none;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Copperplate Gothic Light";">For unto us a Child is born, unto us a Son is given, and the government shall be upon His shoulders. And His name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><span style="font-family: "Handwriting - Dakota";">And on the second,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: .5in; margin-right: .5in; margin-top: 0in; mso-pagination: none;"><span style="color: green; font-family: "Copperplate Gothic Light";">Fear not, for behold, I bring you glad tidings of great joy which shall be for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination: none;"><br />
</div><!--EndFragment-->Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-28845762109689633002010-08-27T15:06:00.000-07:002010-08-27T15:06:16.177-07:00You might be a Taoseno if . . . (an on-going saga)The Police Blotter in your local paper includes the following entries (these ARE real):<br />
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"Caller reported that his brother was 'messing with his head.' " (You go ahead and run with this one.)<br />
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"Caller reported that someone dumped trash in the Dumpster and 'made a mess.' " (Umm . . . it's in a dumpster.)<br />
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"Caller reported that a 'bald-looking guy' had been in the park 'for a while.' " (Was he bald or just bald-looking? Is that some form of profiling?)<br />
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"Caller reported that there was noise that was not coming from her house." (I have never heard noises that weren't coming from my house . . .)<br />
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"Caller reported that a young man called her and asked if she wanted to take a sex survey." (I'm guessing a middle-schooler.)<br />
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"Caller reported she wanted the number for a suicide hotline after her landlady threatened to kill her." (I think the hotline for that situation is 911.)Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-5741960564081590842010-08-14T14:05:00.000-07:002010-08-14T16:25:58.581-07:00What Dr. Laura Can Say and Can't Say Most of us have now seen and heard, multiple times, Dr. Laura Schlesinger getting into an argument, during her radio show, about whether it's appropriate to use the "n . . ." word and why. We all now know, if we weren't counting the first time we heard or saw it, that she used the "n . . ." word eleven (or was it fifteen?) times in a very short period of time. We all know that she's been publicly chastised by all sorts of people simply for speaking the word. We all know now, if we didn't before, that there are many people within the African-American "community", in its largest sense, that are working to abolish the word in any and every context. Interestingly, though, only a few folks have actually tried to address the issue she raised: why is it okay for some folks to use that word but not for others? Comedian and actor Chris Rock probably said it most succinctly -- he can use it, she cannot. Dr. Laura's question is left begging.<br />
There are probably many reasons why Chris Rock can use the "n . . ." word and Dr. Laura (indeed, virtually everyone not of African-American background) cannot. Some are historical, some are sociological, some are economic, and some are anthropological. One anthropological reason, which is also historical in nature, has to do with the formation, evolution, and maintenance of African-American culture. This is not the venue for details so let me simply say that because of 17th-, 18th-, and 19th-century slavery in North America, people from numerous tribal groups in west Africa were removed from their native cultural milieus and forced into situations in which they were assumed to be just like each other simply because they came from Africa and had darker skins than their new owners. Those circumstances resulted in a variety of responses and expressions of those responses as African people and their progeny adapted to interactions with their owners and other non-African people (including, by the way, Native Americans) and with Africans from other cultural backgrounds. Over time, those responses and their expressions created a new, unique, cultural milieu with its own language and dialects, social structure and organization(s), stories, beliefs, and behaviors. Within the broadest range of those manifestations was the formation of African-American culture.<br />
Culture is remarkably dynamic; the only thing that doesn't change is change. Please don't assume that I'm saying that there developed a single, monolithic, cultural group of African-Americans, or that such a thing exists today. Not so. Nonetheless, the effects of slavery on generations of Africans and their progeny, as well as on people of African descent even if their families were not slaves, can hardly be overestimated or overstated, even in circumstances in which people had very different experiences. One of those effects was the formation of culture. How do we know? Because Chris Rock can use the "n . . ." word and Dr. Laura cannot.<br />
I think that Dr. Laura was voicing the feelings of many Americans of non-African descent: "Oh, come on, that was then, this is now. I'm not a slave-trader or owner, I'm not responsible for the actions of slave-traders or owners. If we're ever going to move beyond the tragedy of slavery and post-slavery, Jim Crow discrimination, we have to stop the discriminatory use of certain words. If Chris Rock can use the "n . . ." word, so can Dr. Laura. If Dr. Laura can't use it, then neither can Chris Rock."<br />
Well . . . not so much. Anthropologist Roy Rappaport identified what he called canonical and indexical aspects of culture. The former are those aspects which are deeply embedded, which reflect cultural foundations, the beliefs, values, and behaviors upon which culture stands. Canonical aspects are very, very difficult to change because doing so potentially threatens the foundations of culture. Indexical aspects of culture, on the other hand, are, as the name implies, indexed to circumstances, sometimes specific and sometimes general. That is, they can shift and change in response to shifting, changing circumstances. Rappaport presented these aspects as a dichotomy but recognized that, in fact, they represent a continuum. Over time, even cultural aspects that have been remarkably canonical can and will change if they become increasingly less relevant to succeeding generations. That's part of the dynamism of culture.<br />
The point? Culture involves identity. One could say, indeed, that culture is identity. So, people of African descent, during the processes of forming, evolving, and maintaining a culture in North American that provided identities for themselves in non-native circumstances, acquired and created values and expressions that manifested identity. One of those, I suspect, was the "n . . ." word, an apparently common term used by traders, owners, and other non-Africans to identify Africans and their progeny. "Black" and "white" are colors and have different meanings in different contexts (witness the confusion today over whether and how to use them with reference to people). "African" was a term that could not accurately be applied to the next generation (although I have consistently used it in conjunction with "American" in this setting). But "n . . ." is a term specifically used, in North America, to refer to people who were and are "obviously" (not so obvious, as it turns out, but that's another subject) of African descent. When used by non-Africans, then and now, it was and remains a derogatory term intended to demean and diminish Africans and their progeny, to reduce them to a less-than-human status in order to justify subjugating them. When used by Africans and their progeny, on the other hand, it apparently was and continues to be a term of identity. Even with what seem to be obviously derogatory connotations (because of historical circumstances), the word expresses identity.<br />
Why would slaves and their progeny use a word picked up from traders, owners, and others to express their identity? Because it was not specific to a particular culture back in Africa so it did not give preference to any one African culture over others. Because it accurately reflected the new, overarching, circumstances in which people originally of diverse cultural backgrounds were being forced to create a new culture, in--and this is an important point--a language that all were being forced to learn and use. Language is always cultural expression; otherwise it's just noises.<br />
The fact that a word that slaves learned in centuries past has been passed down to generations and generations of their progeny, and to people "of color" who are not the progeny of slaves, reveals to us that the word expresses identity and that the identity so expressed is a canonical aspect of African-American culture. Activists like Al Sharpton can try hard to erase it from African-American vocabulary, but they will not succeed until it becomes irrelevant to new generations, and making identity irrelevant is exceedingly difficult. That is, Reverend Al, your task involves finding a way to maintain African-American identity while divorcing that identity from its historical foundation and expression.<br />
That's why Chris Rock can use the "n . . ." word and Dr. Laura cannot. What Dr. Laura finds difficult to understand is that the "n . . ." word is not canonical to non-African-American identity. Those of us who are not of African descent know that the word had and still has derogatory, demeaning connotations and that use of the word is not acceptable in settings in which people are understood to be people regardless of skin color, genetic descent, language, and so forth. It is not canonical for our identities. Apparently, it is for Chris Rock's. To suggest that it should not be is to suggest that non-African-Americans can decide what are acceptable forms of identity expression. African-Americans have been through that scenario already, as have many other groups of people within what became the United States. What is confusing to Dr. Laura is actually a cultural reaction to cultural domination.<br />
The actual question to be asked is whether it is possible to form, evolve, and maintain a United States culture. Keeping in mind that Native Americans were not allowed to be United States citizens until 1924 (despite the 14th Amendment to the Constitution, approved in 1868, which had to be enforced by the Indian Civil Rights Act, signed 100 years later in 1968), could not vote until the 1950s (despite the 15th Amendment, approved in 1870, a right that had to be enforced by the Indian Civil Rights Act), that African-Americans' voting rights, ideally secured by the 15th Amendment (1870), had to be enforced by the Voting Rights Act, signed in 1965 (95 years later), and that Japanese-Americans were forced to live in concentration camps during World War II (suspending the right to <i>habeas corpus</i>, secured to citizens in Article 1 of the Constitution, something that President Lincoln also did during the Civil War), it seems unlikely that we are very close to being the racial-ethnic-linguistic melting pot that many of us think we are supposed to be. I have no idea how to accomplish that, and am not sure that we should try, but until it happens, Chris Rock can use the "n . . ." word and Dr. Laura cannot.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-51305348112936959142010-05-24T12:28:00.000-07:002010-05-24T12:28:26.884-07:00Gender and Fruit Communication, Part 2<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">We were stuck in Rogers, Arkansas for a LONG FRIGGIN' time back in the fall. I won't go into the reasons here, and you can't make me. Anyway, that's when my cell died. As in, one day it was okay and the next day it had digital Alzheimer's -- wasn't sure who it was, where it was, or why it was. Then it wasn't. I've known people with Alzheimer's -- I know the symptoms.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I figured it was the battery, so I trotted down to a nearby Verizon store to get a new one. Turned out that replacing the battery would have been like doing a heart transplant on a dead guy. Something straight out of Grey's Anatomy, where the docs have their scrubs in a bunch about whether the transplant might give the dead guy enough juice to make it back from the netherworld in time for one profound statement. Well, not my cell. The diagnosis was terminal and the docs thought that a new battery might -- might, mind you -- give the cell enough juice to speak its final words; in this case, that would be getting my contact list and maybe a few photos transferred to a new cell. If it worked. The prognosis was not good, there was no hope for life support. It was a one-shot deal.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Give it a try," I said, valiantly. So a cabal of salespeople and techs went to work. And, just like in Grey's Anatomy, they pulled it off. With a wheezing death rattle, my cell gave up my contact list and a few photos. Then it was gone, destined to be recycled back into the electronic earth from whence it came.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Now what to do? Being the 21st century guy that I am, I am tethered to my cell. Even if I decide not to carry it around, nobody but me knows that and I get calls and more calls. And people feel it's their right to expect me to respond immediately, or sooner, so if I have "missed" (i.e., ignored) their calls I am, apparently, obligated to return their calls as soon as possible. Or sooner. Evidently, then, I had to get a new cell.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">That's where gender and fruit came into play.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">First, as to fruit . . . my daughter has a blackberry. I know lots of folks with blackberries. So do you. The REALLY cool people, of course, have iPhones, but the next coolest people have blackberries. The rest of us have something else. Doesn't matter what, because it's not an iphone and it's not a blackberry. I won't go into iPhones here, because they are so cool that they are actually specialized. One must be a Mac geek and use a particular cell service provider to effectively use an iPhone. Yes, I'm typing this on my MacBook, but I'm not cool enough to use the right service provider, so that's that. (By the way, am I going to start seeing people walking around downtown Santa Fe holding their new iPads up to their ears, talking to their offices or spouses? I don't think I can handle that.)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Back to blackberries. I actually get e-mail messages from people that have little notes at the bottom that say the messages were sent from blackberries. If we had a data plan with our cells, I could do the same thing from my cell, but it wouldn't be cool because it wouldn't come from a blackberry. I could have a blueberry or a strawberry or a mango, but I wouldn't be cool, because it's not a blackberry.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">My son is quick to point out that blackberry is really Blackberry, a brand name, and that what I'm wondering about actually has to do with corporate identities, brand recognition, and superior marketing strategies. Yeah, I got that. But why blackberry? Why not blueberry or strawberry or mango? Or peach. I love peaches. I'd probably buy a phone named peach. Or melons. I really love melons. I'd buy a cantaloupe phone any day. Of course, melons aren't actually fruit, so perhaps the point is moot. Still . . . Why the heck is it so cool to have a phone named after a fruit? And not really a very auspicious fruit at that. What can you do with blackberries, except make jams and pies? Oh, and call people. Wait! I can do that on my non-fruit cell. I can even do that on -- a gasp fills the room -- our land-line telephone.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'll tell you what I can't do on my non-fruit cell, or my land-line phone: I can't drop it in my briefcase (I don't carry a purse, but I know someone who does and has the following problem with her blackberry, frequently) and have it call someone, anyone, randomly, just because it's tiny, miniscule, buttons get pushed accidentally. The recipient, then, gets to scream and holler to try to get the attention of the fruit-phone owner to let him/her know that s/he is racking up billable minutes talking to a billfold or a pair of sunglasses or a bottle of aspirin at the bottom of the purse or briefcase (or spare change in a pocket).</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Anyway, when my old cell (I had a Razor, which was really cool in its day, but somehow it didn't make me cool enough) gave up the ghost, commending its spirit to the Father, the cabal of salespeople and techs at the Verizon store immediately shifted into a whole new mode. I'm pretty sure I heard the store manager whisper, "It's dead. Now go sell him a new one." No time for mourning or last rites. Time to make a sale. Sorta like having your spouse die and immediately getting a call from eHarmony.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I first noticed that the tech, who was a young male, went to the back room, presumably to tech on something else, perhaps a patient that hadn't passed yet. Next I noticed that two young women came to help me, in my grief, select a replacement. After all, I had to be re-tethered to some portable communicative device. This is where gender came into play.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">On principle and for practicality's sake, NO WAY was I going to get a fruit phone. Unless they had a cantaloupe or peach, which they didn't. So that was out, although the young women who were double-teaming me certainly tried. Realizing, though, that fruit phones were out, they then played on my fragile male ego. Surely I didn't want just another plain, old-school ("old" meaning older than last summer), push-button cell. Right? If I'm going to be a 21st century guy (see paragraph 4, above), I need a smart phone. No, seriously, I NEED a smart phone. I NEED a phone that has a touch screen and apps and a pop-out keyboard for REAL texting, not that old-school, hold-it-in-one-hand-and-text-with-one-thumb technique but modern, just-like-the-teenagers-do-it, hold-it-in-two-hands-and-text-with-both-thumbs texting. I NEED a phone that not only takes photos but takes them in hi-res and has options for lighting and flash. I NEED a phone that, when (not if) I decide to get a data plan, can surf the internet and do e-mailing. And get maps, to replace my beloved Garmin. Aaaggghhh.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Briefly, we returned to the blackberry stand, where I was shown fruit phones that meet those criteria. Again, though, not wanting a fruit phone, we moved on to other options. Did I prefer a cell without the QWERTY keyboard (not a smart as those with one, apparently; sort of a mid-IQ phone)? Did I prefer one that hinged open to reveal the full-size keyboard ("full-size," in this case, meaning about 2.5 inches long), or one that slid open to reveal the keyboard (in which case the keyboard was about the same size as those on a fruit phone, maybe 1.5 inches long, max)? Would I need a charger cord for the truck (of course)? Oh, I would need a plastic cover for cell, along with clear films to cover the screen lest it get scratched and ruin my touch-screen experience.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">By the time I left the store, I was reeling. I had a new smart phone with home charger, a charger for the truck, covers and films, and a receipt for the rebate I would get that would help with the cost of the cell. I managed to get out without a data plan, since Ginger's cell is way too old-school for that and it seemed presumptuous to get a plan just for my cell. I was due a new cell anyway and could have gotten a free one, but the free ones aren't smart.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'm not sure I am, either. I like my cell, mind you, and I have discovered that, with the plastic cover on it, it almost looks -- from a distance -- like an iPhone, so sometimes I look cool using it, as long as I'm not too close to other people. But I got double-teamed by two young women; I think maybe my common sense was overshot by my ego. And I'm pretty sure that I'm not as smart as the phone. I have a nagging suspicion that it is capable of things that I don't understand. If it's true that we typically only use about 10% of our brain's capacity, and if, as I suspect, I'm only using about 10% of my cell's capacity, then I'm pretty sure that my smart phone could take over the world, or at least New Mexico, and I might not even realize it until I found myself taking orders from my cell.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Uh oh -- gotta run. My cell's ringing.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1. "Whilom," adverb or adjective, from Old English "<i>hwilum</i>," meaning "at times." As an adverb, whilom means in the past or formerly. As an adjective, whilom means former or erstwhile. Whilom is a great word for an archaeologist.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2. "Quidnunc," noun, from Latin "<i>quid nunc</i>," meaning "what now?" Quidnunc refers to a curious, inquisitive, and gossipy person. I am a certifiable quidnunc.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'm just asking . . .</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-24710727884843156202010-04-19T19:42:00.000-07:002010-04-19T19:48:34.423-07:00Gender and Fruit Communication, Part 1<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So, back in the fall my cell died. Yep, my cell. Back when we got our first one -- yes, we had <b>one</b> for our whole family -- it was known as a "cellular telephone." But that was when we all had a lot more time. Before long, though, we didn't have time to say "cellular telephone" all the time, so, like most folks, the name got shortened. To "cellular phone." I think we still only had one phone, but it had a new name, and we were way cooler.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Then we had to replace our cellular phone. The new one wasn't big, it didn't have two pieces connected by a cord, and it didn't have to be plugged into the cigarette lighter in the car. It was small and it flipped open. It was for Miles to carry when he went to school (the tragedy at Columbine High had happened and everyone was scared and needed more immediate communication). And it was a cellular phone.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Then it became a "cell phone." Apparently because, as our phones got smaller, we also found ourselves (all of us, not just us us) with even less time that before, so there just wasn't enough time to say "cellular phone" anymore. We had to go to "cell phone."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">They were cell phones for a long time. Cell phones got bigger, a little bigger, for a while, because that whole flip phone thing didn't have a long enough use life -- the wires got crimped or broken or something and they quit working and had to be replaced. Then they started getting smaller again. And then, I guess, somebody figured out what to do with the flip-open thing, because we got phones that opened again. Oh, and I say "we" because each family member ended up with one. Still cell phones.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I went through a couple of them. Not as many as Miles, mind you, but a couple. Ginger went through one; I think she's still on her second one. She takes care of her things. It's a high bar to meet. I won't even begin to discuss Meg's phone cemetery -- and anyway she went off and got married and her phones were someone else's problem.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Along the way, we all lost some more time. Maybe you weren't watching, but we did. How do I know? Because our cell phones became "cells." I no longer have a cell phone. I have a cell. Everyone I know has a cell. Okay, not everyone. My friend Jim doesn't have a cell. He's never had one, in any of their incarnations. Doesn't want one. He and Jane also don't have a TV. And they have dial-up. Can you imagine? They're positively pre-post-modern.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Anyway, those of us who have one, have cells. Not cell phones, not cellular phones, certainly not cellular telephones. Cells. We don't have time for those old-school communication devices anymore. No sir. Time's a-wastin'. We're burnin' daylight. There are things to see, people to do. These are the days of twerping and sexting and other "I-don't-have-time-to-think-I-have-to-say-stuff-even-if-it's-completely-stupid" means of communication. I predict that soon we will be talking on our "Cs" because we won't have time to say "cells."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Here's my C number, call me." Then it will be, "Here's my number, C me."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Next time, I'll fill you in on gender and fruit and replacing my C.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Maybe I'm wrong, but I think I'm seeing a pattern. Turns out that Tiger Woods and Jesse James (guys with those names have to become celebrities, don't they?) are junkies. They're addicts. Now they qualify for rehab. And it's a good thing, too. Because it looks like the REAL victims of Tiger's and Jesse's "indiscretions" aren't Elin and Sandra. Oh sure, we all thought they were the victims when the stories first hit the news. We all understand why Elin went after the Big Cat with a golf club, and none of us believed his assurances that there was no club. We have all wept, at least metaphorically, for Sandra when Biker Boy's trysts began to come to light AFTER she made those heart-breaking statements from different awards platforms about how much she loves him and relies on him.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">But, folks, it looks like we rushed to our conclusions. It looks like the real victims were Big Cat and Biker Boy. Why, you may reasonably ask? Because, for crying out loud (and they've both done nearly everything but that), NOBODY TOLD THEM that if they weren't careful about where they put their wee-wees and how many times they put them there, they might become junkies!! And that's exactly what happened!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">They both have WANDERING WEE-WEE DISEASE. Well, they might have several diseases--that's not been made public . . . yet. Anyway, the point is that because nobody informed them of the potential risks involved in philandering, they contracted Wandering Wee-Wee Disease and they are now junkies, addicts, stricken with an illness. They are the real victims!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Fortunately, our celebrity-obsessed culture and it's unscrupulous media outlets will make sure that we hear about every friggin' step each of them takes as they recover from their illnesses and reclaim the lives that, really, were taken from them by the people--whoever they are--that should have told them about the risks they were taking. Oh, and the women who made junkies of them. It's their fault, too. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The poor boys. Tiger and Jesse--they're the victims in their situations. They're sick.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I have a cure for their addictive illnesses--it involves a rusty sardine can lid and no anesthesia, but I probably shouldn't lay out the specifics in this venue.</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-83178551934960569732010-03-18T08:10:00.000-07:002010-03-18T08:13:18.660-07:00You might be a Taoseno if . . . (continued, again and again)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> You might be a Taoseno if the Police Blotter section of your local newspaper includes the following entries (and, yes, these are real):</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Caller reported that his trash was stolen." (Really, is that bad? It's TRASH.)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Caller reported that her son was throwing snowballs at her and refused to go with her in the car." </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Caller reported three dogs running at large together." </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Caller reported that there were two people drinking in a car 'full of mud.'" (You are certainly a Taoseno if you understand what that means. Our road isn't paved, ese, and my truck is full of mud right now.)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Caller reported that she was arrested on a DWI during a traffic stop." (I bet they already knew that back at the station.)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Caller reported a man telling someone off and getting into a car. Officers found the man was not a criminal but 'just being rude.'"</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-77379996764968454272010-03-06T11:24:00.000-08:002010-03-06T15:29:47.025-08:00National Colonoscopy Day<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I've been checking. It seems there is no "official" National Colonoscopy Day. You can Google it and get hits, but it seems there actually isn't one. Which means the federal government hasn't yet designated any particular day as National Colonoscopy Day.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">SO . . . I have a suggestion. We should lobby Congress to make April 15 National Colonoscopy Day.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I have two simple reasons for this idea. First, after several years of putting it off -- for what should be REALLY obvious reasons (don't make me tell you about the sewer snake with a camera on the end) -- I finally went to the doctor and scheduled my "screening colonoscopy." That's the procedure we're all supposed to have when the number of our years reaches 50, which happened to me a little over four years ago. It will provide "baseline data" on the health and condition of my large intestine, ideally <b>before</b> some nasty stuff grows in there that has the potential to decrease the number of my total accumulated years. That's important because I have promised my kids that I fully intend to live long enough to become a serious burden to them; I won't go into the diaper talk here, but I think it could make a nice blog topic for another day. It's also important because I am a pain-and-illness weenie.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So, after getting an introduction to the functional responsibilities of the various parts of my digestive tract, the doc took me to the check-out desk where a young woman looked at the doc's schedule and gave me options for the date of the upcoming procedure. April 8, the soonest, was out for me, so we settled on April 15.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Then it hit me -- THAT'S TAX DAY!! </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Then it hit me again -- I won't be the only one getting a colonoscopy that day. What irony! </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">There's my second reason: As it turns out, we will ALL be getting a colonoscopy that day. Oh c'mon, don't fake righteous indignation -- you know paying taxes is a pain in the ___ and you know you have said so many times. And with all our taxes going up AGAIN this year, you know our various governments are switching to bigger cables with bigger collection snippers -- it's a completely appropriate metaphor.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Oh, sure, I'll be getting two colonoscopies on the same day this year, but you will all be joining me for one of them. That may not do much for you but you have no idea how comforting it is for me. Fortunately for you, you won't have to watch me go through either of them -- don't let that mental image linger any longer than you have to. Just know that we all feel each other's pain every April 15 anyway, and this year you can sympathize (some of you can probably empathize) with me during my second procedure on National Colonoscopy Day.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ha ha -- you'll never think of April 15 the same way again, will you?</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-10646347685410600332010-02-28T17:39:00.000-08:002010-02-28T17:39:56.822-08:00Momdar<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Is this normal? My wife has this ability -- she KNOWS stuff. Stuff about her family. Mostly that stuff has to do with changes in personal circumstances. And those changes often -- although not always -- have to do with movement. For instance, say I'm out running errands, going to the post office, the grocery store, Walmart (I should have my paycheck direct deposited to Walmart). If she's not up when I leave the house, I leave a note saying where I'm going and when I left. I CANNOT TELL YOU how many times I have been gone for a couple of hours, am finally heading home, turn onto the road to our home or into our driveway, and my cell phone rings. It's her, and her first question is, "Where are you?" I CANNOT TELL YOU how many times I have driven home from work in Santa Fe, turned onto our road or into our driveway, and gotten "the call."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Before our daughter and then our son went off to college, they went through the same thing. Frequently. Pull into the driveway and get "the call." When they were in college, one in Kentucky, the other in Arkansas, the same thing would happen. Maybe no phone call for a couple of days, Mom didn't know where they were or what they were doing, but as soon as they pulled into the campus or up to the dorm, they got "the call." "Where are you?"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Now they're both out of college, married, out on their own. Mom still knows stuff. Might not be when they pull into their driveways, but it will be other stuff. It's not always about movement, particularly with the kids. Something changes and Mom knows.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">In our family we call it "Momdar." Like radar, she is always sending out signals, bouncing waves off the cosmos or something (ooh, that sound pretty New Agey, doesn't it?), and getting signals and waves bounced back. Then she knows stuff.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Is that normal? </span><br />
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</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-20956240134809491362010-02-22T13:43:00.000-08:002010-02-23T07:44:43.668-08:00The Zen of Competition<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; white-space: pre-wrap;"> I</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">t's snowing today. So far, we have about a foot at our house and it's supposed to snow more later today. That's good! I might even take tomorrow off and go skiing.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> The bad thing about this particular snowfall is that we lost our satellite TV feed because of snow on the dish. So I had to put on my Carharts and Ginger's wellies and go sweep the snow off the dish. Then I noticed that the birds were out of food, so I had to fill the feeders. Then I thought I would shovel some of the driveway. By the time I came back inside, I had missed a curling competition at the Olympics.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> I love curling -- it's a very Zen competition.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Q: "How do we compete without competition?" </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> A: (spoken in a hushed voice) "We push a large rock across ice, sweeping the ice so that the game becomes a unification of our lives and the rock's. Be one with the rock because the rock's journey across the ice is one with your journey in the game. You are the rock, the rock is you. As you make the rock's path across the ice, you make your own path through life."</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> I don't know where curling originated, although it apparently came from Europe. There seems to be an on-going debate about whether it originated in Scotland or was introduced to Scotland by continental Europeans (http://icing.org/game/history/historya.htm). Yeah, whatever. Seriously, can you see the Scots -- the people of Rob Roy and William Wallace (Braveheart) -- engaging in a quiet, contemplative, exercise in which humans carefully, thoughtfully assist a rock on its journey across a frozen pond? How about other northern Europeans? These are all people whose ancestors painted their faces blue, rubbed manure in their hair, and ate their enemies. I know -- I'm northern European by genetic heritage. We are NOT quiet, meditative, one-with-the-rock people by nature. We throw rocks. At other people. The Scottish highland games still include a competition in which large men throw really large rocks -- small boulders, really -- across a field. Sometimes, I am told, at each other. The only help that rock needs is a strong arm and back so it gets lots of speed and distance through the air. Why waste a perfectly good rock sliding it across a pond?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> No, the more I think about it, the more convinced I am that curling actually originated in Tibet, China, or Japan (Zen was born in the China and flourished in Japan). I can see a Zen monk needing something to keep him meditatively occupied in the winter when the sand in his garden was frozen solid and not amenable to raking. I can see the Dalai Lama (not a Zen practitioner, by the way, but the world's most well-known Buddhist) helping a rock across a frozen pond because it seems the right thing to do. I CANNOT see your everyday European becoming one with the rock in order to assist the rock in its journey, knowing that as he did, the rock would also help the man in his journey.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> I am certainly not a Buddhist, Zen or otherwise. But I love curling. It helps me calm down after I jump up and down and yell at the TV during the downhill, slalom, and skier-cross races. Watching the Olympics can be so stressful. That ice dancing is aggravating my ulcer. GO CURLING! Oops -- sorry. Whispering: go curling.</span></span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-77136388029978450892010-02-15T18:12:00.000-08:002010-02-15T18:12:39.117-08:00An unusual personal note<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Okay, most of this stuff so far has been either just plain silly or masquerading as cerebral. Two unusual personal notes:</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">First, we give thanks to our God that our son-in-law Brad, Meg's loving husband and the really-good father of our grandgirls Emmie and Josie, is recuperating at home after a week in the hospital in Lake Charles. Brad was admitted with a severe case of double pneumonia brought on by the-docs-are-still-trying-to-figure-that-out. That's an uncomfortable diagnosis in this age of "docs are supposed to know everything." What they did figure out is that, after several days in ICU (you can't even imagine the hospital bill), they vacuumed his lungs, removing the goo that filled them about 80% full (yep, you read that correctly), got him to breathing on his own again, and put him in a regular room where he, his mom Dianne, and his girls could have a Whodat Party while they watched his beloved Nola Saints win the Superbowl. We got to skype with him and them during the game -- what a blessing!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">We are particularly grateful that his parents, Dianne and Ray, could rush over to be with him (where else would they be, of course) and to help Meg and the girls. We were about as worried about our Meg as we were about Brad, and we are so grateful to Dianne for staying around and being mom and grandmom (she's Nana to our shared grandgirls). Dianne, we don't know what Meg would have done without you. And Ray had to tend to himself while she stayed in Lake Charles -- we know he's glad to have her home!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">We mobilized the prayer warriors at Faith Mountain Fellowship, our church in Red River, and the effective prayers of faithful people were very productive. They joined only-the-Lord-knows-how-many other pray-ers from Lakewood Bible Fellowship, where Brad is "Senior Archbishop His Holiness Right Reverend Pastor" (that's my title for him; the believers at Lakewood just call him Pastor Brad) and many other congregations. It is so cool to be part of the Body of Christ.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Brad remains a sick boy and his doc is watching him like a hawk, empowered by Meg (you have no idea how watchful she can be, so Brad has to be minding his ps and qs right now), but he has received God's grace and will, we are confident, continue to do so.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Brad's been putting down heavy hints that we are to come see them asap -- which we've been trying to do since before Christmas and haven't made it yet. He says they all want to see us, but a phone call from Meg this afternoon confirmed that the real issue is that they are out of posole and red chili and need a fix. Soon, God willing.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Second, and only because this was a much less acute situation than Brad's illness, we just finished enjoying Valentine's Weekend with Miles and Melissa, who drove out from Walmartville, Arkansas (aka, Bentonville) last Wednesday and left this morning. This was their first Valentine's Day as a married couple and we were so blessed that they would share it with us. Oh, and they also brought birthday presents for Ginger, whose big day is next month but they wanted to share them in person rather than by mail -- you should have seen the silly grin on her face. We would never have believed that Miles, although he has always needed to be part of a couple, could be so domestic. As near as we can tell, they just love being married. My son actually calls his wife "Lovey." Really. Miles. No, really. "Lovey." They have all the makin's of a great married couple.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">We are reminded from time to time that our kids are growing into remarkable, God-loving, God-serving people. We tried as hard as we could raising them, but are completely confident that their lives are the result of God's love for them, and we are very grateful for that.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">It's cool to be the father of great kids. Oh, and it is really true: GRANDCHILDREN ARE GOD'S REWARD FOR YOU NOT KILLING YOUR OWN KIDS WHEN YOU HAD THE MOTIVE AND THE OPPORTUNITY! ROCK ON!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><br />
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Do they cost more or less if they're not dried?<br />
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Which led to a discussion with the cashier, who pointed out that he always notices when a package from the meat department comes through: "Ground Buffalo."<br />
He wonders if there are other kinds of buffalo, like Tree Buffalos.<br />
I pointed out to him that Ginger saw a story on TV about a marsupial that lives in New Guinea called the Tree Kangaroo. It is a kangaroo that lives in trees. So . . . if a kangaroo can live in trees, can a buffalo . . . ?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-46551120200456084182010-01-27T14:29:00.000-08:002010-01-30T12:17:08.258-08:00Can there be a Christian culture? Part 1: historical issues<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">For a number of years now (at least as far back as the Reagan years in the 1980s, but we might find it as far back as the 50s when some folks were ranting against rock and roll because it offended their Christian sensibilities), many in the evangelical Christian church have argued that the United States was founded as a Christian nation, or at the very least that it was founded on "Christian principles" -- whatever those might be, and they are rarely specified. This position usually relies on frequent references to quotes from the "founders" (that is, those men -- womens' roles were behind the scenes and it is nearly impossible to gauge their impacts on the mindsets of their men; Abigail Adams is a noted exception -- who talked a lot and even wrote some of their thoughts) about reliance on God or an entity of higher-than-human authority, generally presumed to be the God of the Bible, during the time they were forming a national identity separate from Great Britain. Since the dominant "faith tradition" (i.e., religion) in England (as distinguished from the rest of the growing British empire) was Christianity in various forms, including both Roman and English Catholocism as well as several protestant sects, and since the founders were mostly (maybe all?) of English descent, it seems fair to assume that the founders were, as a group though not all individually, exposed to and practitioners of Christianity in some form.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Consequently, it also seems fair to assume that their references to God -- or to the higher-than-human entity -- probably referred to the God of the Bible. Notable exceptions would be Franklin and Jefferson, who were admitted theistic humanists but not admitted Christians; and there may have been other like-minded men among the founders -- I don't know and it isn't pertinent to my train of thought here anyway. (It does seem fair to say that the idea, sprouted in the 60s and early 70s, that most of the founders were theists but not Christians was and continues to be overstated. It is interesting and perhaps significant, however, to point out that two of the three framers of the Declaration of Independence, the document that provides the foundation for a separate national identity, were theistic humanists but not avowed Christians.) Reading quotes of the founders that show they believed in the God of the Bible, relied upon Him as they planned their independence movement, during the war for independence, and after the war as they worked to create the nation they planned and fought for, and ascribed their success in that endeavor to His help and guidance provides compelling evidence that Christianity (in unspecified form or forms) was foundational to the independence movement and the national origins of the United States. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Opponents of the notion of an explicitly Christian United States, among them Christians </span><b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">and</span></b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> non-Christians, fall back repeatedly on the "establishment" and "free exercise" clauses of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution: "</span><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."</span><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Probably a reaction to the establishment of the Church of England and the subsequent persecution of practitioners of other forms of Christianity in England, this portion of the First Amendment is argued by opponents of a Christian United States to represent, even establish, the notion that the United States is an explicitly secular nation, a nation founded on the existence of human rights and liberties. If one wants to see those rights and liberties as gifts from God (whom Jefferson called the "Creator" in the Declaration of Independence and the Virginia Statute on Religious Freedom), that, too, is among one's human rights and liberties but is not demanded by the Constitution. This is among the foundations of the concept of the separation of Church and State, a concept often mistakenly ascribed to the Constitution although it is not specifically found there.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> As an anthropologist, admittedly among the fringe element known as archaeologists, and an erst-while historian, I have watched this on-going debate with considerable interest. Why? Well, among other things, I am an evangelical Christian. I remember being thrilled when some Christians discovered that Columbus, based on his writings, viewed his adventures as Christian endeavors in which the Kingdom of God was expanded across the globe; in fact, some folks have found within his writings that idea that, although a practicing Roman Catholic, Columbus was actually an evangelist of almost protestant proportions. Frankly, I now suspect that this argument runs afoul of theological history and of the historical theology of the Roman Church, but I'll leave that for someone else to decide.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> I also remember being thrilled when Christians began discovering and compiling the frequent references made by the founders of the United States to their belief in and reliance on the God of the Bible. At last we could take a stand for the significance of Christianity in the founding of the nation. At last we could stand proudly among the big-name Christians who have made this nation. At last the Church could take its rightful place among the founding institutions of the nation.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Over the years, however, I began to question the position taken by many in the evangelical Church that references to God by the founders, even the faiths of the founders, can actually be taken to mean that the founders wanted to create a Christian nation, or, barring that, that they assumed that was what they were doing anyway. I must ask the question, did the foundational nature of Christianity in the origins of the United States, which I do not deny, actually extend beyond the individual lives of the founders to become a basic or foundational part of national identity? That is, does admitting that the founders, excepting the theistic humanists, believed in and relied upon the God of the Bible during the planning and creation of the United States also require us to admit that they saw their new nation as a Christian nation?</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> On the contrary, the emphasis in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution on human rights and liberties, even if "endowed by their Creator," and particularly the very first statement of the very first amendment to the Constitution, suggest to me that they did not. Rather, it suggests to me that they recognized their own adherence to tenets of Christianity (in unspecified form or forms) as individuals but did not assume that all citizens of the new United States would similarly subscribe. If we keep in mind, and we must, that there were theistic humanists among the founders and that at least two of them -- Franklin and Jefferson -- were among the framers of the two founding documents, we must admit that the admitted Christians among the group had to know that not everyone effected by creating the new nation was or would become Christian. In fact, one could probably argue that Franklin and Jefferson openly rejected Christianity while retaining their theism, and that the Christian founders had to know that, yet did not exclude the theists from the nation-forming process. Indeed, one could also speculate that, had there been Hindus, Muslims, or Taoists among the founders, they could also have been included in the process, providing, of course, they were of English or at least northern European descent. That does NOT mean the process was entirely democratic. It is a difficult to see, in hind sight, Roman Catholics, particularly of southern European background, animists, pagans, and people with greater amounts of melanin in their skin as active participants in the process. And we should keep in mind that the founders were members of socially elite subgroups of their respective communities and colonies; not just any Tom, Dick, or Harry was allowed to have his say, and no Jane, Mary, or Fannie was allowed in the door.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> In any event, there actually seems to be no historical reason, to me at least, for people to continue arguing that the United States was ever a Christian nation. That conclusion has profound implications for the modern movement(s) seeking to restore the United States to a historical identity that it clearly does not have today. If the nation was never, historically, a Christian nation, how can it return to being a Christian nation? Christians, of all people, should know that one cannot return to being something one never was.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 19px;"><span style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> One can, though, </span><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">become</span></i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> something one never was, at least sometimes. Embedded here is the concept of culture, and this will take us to part 2 of the question, can there be a Christian culture?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You look at the cover of last summer's "Summer of Love" guide, published by the Taos News, and can identify one or more people riding on the bus. (http://www.taosnews.com/sol) And you know from which commune the bus came.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'm just sayin'.</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-3249009384303384682010-01-22T10:58:00.000-08:002010-01-22T10:58:52.748-08:00You might be a Taoseno if . . . (continued)<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Y</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">ou might be a Taoseno if . . .</span><br />
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<ol><li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Shoveling snow off your flat-roofed, mud house is just part of winter. (That's me today, by the way, keeping the <i>canales</i> running. It's nearly a foot deep up there.)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You remember when the </span><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">viejitos</span></i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> (grab that Spanish-English dictionary again; except for Shelby) talked and napped in the plaza, while their wives shopped.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You know that the </span><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">viejitos</span></i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> now talk and nap at Walmart, `cause no one but tourists shops on the plaza anymore. Sigh.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">It's hard to make a quick shopping trip to Walmart because you have to stop to talk to so many people, whether you're related to them or not. That includes people who work at Walmart and people who are just shopping.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You know when you're in Taos and when you're in El Prado.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You know when you're in Arroyo Seco and when you're in Des Montes.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You remember when </span><b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">everybody</span></b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> spoke like Larry Torres' column in the paper. (http://taosnews.nm.ussrv17.newsmemory.com/index.php; click on the column on the left)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You believe people when they tell you they hear "the hum." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You hear "the hum."</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You remember when Blueberry Hill was . . . Blueberry Hill. (Think Fats Domino. By the way, did you know that "Blueberry Hill" was written in 1940, 16 years before Fats recorded it, and was first recorded by Gene Autry? Our Blueberry Hill was christened in honor of Fats' 1956 version, for reasons we should not explore here -- google the lyrics and figure it out.)</span></li>
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</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-4667497789778884002010-01-15T22:23:00.000-08:002010-01-15T22:25:34.857-08:00Did the devil pact include earthquakes?<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">My electronic relationship with Pat Robertson, founder and emeritus leader of the Christian Broadcasting Network and the 700 Club, has had its ups and downs over the years. Quite a while back, Pat, Terry, Lee, and other staff members were regular visitors at our house, via cable transmission from Virginia. We were in periods of theological flux that also involved changing denominational and congregational relationships, and being introduced to a person whose denominational background was the same as ours but who had experienced enhanced depth in his personal relationship with God through the presence of the Holy Spirit in his life was remarkably inspiring to us.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">From time to time, we would stop watching the 700 Club for extended periods. This isn't the situation in which to discuss the reasons. But while we might have disagreed, from time to time, with some statements Pat made, on subjects theological and otherwise (one could argue that nearly every public statement Pat makes is theological in one way or another), we have never doubted that Pat's heart is to know God better, speak God's truth more clearly, and bring God's love to a hurting world, wrapped in food, clothes, medical care, and any other possible material form. Since his God is our God, we get it. We haven't watched the 700 Club in a long time, but we still get it.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Since we have "known" (in a long-distance, impersonal, electronic sense) Pat for years, it was not too surprising to hear that Pat had something to say about the Haitian earthquake. It was not surprising, either, to hear that his remarks became controversial pretty much as soon as they left his mouth. I wonder, sometimes, if there are people out there with nothing better to do with their time than monitor Christians with public ministries, waiting to catch them in a real or possible </span></span><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">faux pas</span></span></i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">. Perhaps they're paid to do so. In either case, I wonder if they realize that they are spending a lot of time being exposed to the gospel, and that they are responsible for what they learn. Anyway . . .</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">So, what did Pat say? He said: "</span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French . . . and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French.' True story. And the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another."</span></span></span><br />
<span style="line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">As a theological putterer with a historical bent, I hunted for some information on the historicity of the story. It seems not to have any verifiable historical basis. I found the following statement from Jean Gelin, a native Haitian, a Christian pastor, and an agronomist with a PhD in plant sciences, posted back in October 2005 on the website www.blackandchristian.com/articles/academy/gelin-10-05.shtml:</span></span></span><br />
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<div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"Have you ever heard how some preachers or theologians try to explain the unspeakable misery that is crippling most of Haiti’s population of 8 million? Everywhere you go, from your television screen to the Internet, what you are most likely to find is a reference to a spiritual pact that the fathers of the nation supposedly made with the devil to help them win their freedom from France. As a result of that satanic alliance, as they put it, God has placed a curse on the country some time around its birth</span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">, and that divine burden has made it virtually impossible for the vast majority of Haitians to live in peace and prosperity in their land. Surprising, right?</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The satanic pact allegedly took place at Bois-Caïman near Cap-Haïtien on August 14, 1791 during a meeting organized by several slave leaders, under [Dutty] Boukman’s leadership, before launching what would become Haiti’s Independence War. This brutal period lasted 13 years until the last survivors of the French expeditionary forces, dispatched to Saint-Domingue with the sole purpose to re-establish slavery, were allowed by Dessalines to leave the island and return to Napoleon. Those who made it safely to France wrote and reported about the utmost bravery and supreme courage of Haiti’s indigenous army.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Obviously, the idea that Haiti was dedicated to Satan prior to its independence is a very serious and profound statement with potentially grave consequences for its people in terms of how they are perceived by others or how the whole nation is understood outside its borders. One would agree that such a strong affirmation should be based on solid historical and scriptural ground. But, although the satanic pact idea is by far the most popular explanation for Haiti’s birth as a free nation, especially among Christian missionaries and some Haitian Church leaders, it is nothing more than a fantasist opinion that ultimately dissipates upon close examination.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I was born and raised in Haiti, and I am a graduate of the State University in Port-au-Prince. I am also a believer in the Lord Jesus-Christ in accordance with the Bible. In all of my studies of Haitian history, however, I have yet to find a good evidence of even the idea of Satan’s assistance in the Independence War, let alone a satanic pact.</span></span><br />
</div><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: black; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">For quite some time now, several articles on the Internet have mentioned the existence of an iron pig statue in Port-au-Prince as a monument to commemorate Haiti’s so-called pact with the devil through Vodou. The statue would be in remembrance of a pig that was killed during the gathering by the African slaves. In an effort to know more about that rumor, I contacted several authors about the exact location of the pig statue that’s incidentally nowhere to be found in the country. Their answer was complete silence, a simple apology, or just the removal of the reference from their texts."</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">He goes on to say:</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"It’s hard to know where the idea of a divine curse on Haiti following the purported satanic pact actually originated, whether from foreign missionaries or from local church leaders. In his book </span></span><u><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ripe Now - A Haitian congregation responds to the Great Commission</span></span></u><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">, Haitian pastor Frantz Lacombe identified a ‘dependence mentality’ in the leadership of the Haitian church, which resulted from the way the Christian faith was brought to the country, historically and through various denominations. Apparently, this unfortunate manner of thinking, which tends to emulate the worldview and culture of North American and European Christian missionaries, has permeated the general philosophy of the Haitian church on many levels, including church planting, church management, music and even missionary activities.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In that context, I would not be surprised if the satanic pact idea (followed by the divine curse message) was put together first by foreign missionaries and later on picked up by local leaders. On the other hand, it is equally possible that some Haitian church leaders developed the idea on their own using a theological framework borrowed from those same missionaries who subsequently propagated the message around the world. Either way, because of this message, Haiti has been portrayed as the country born out of Satan’s benevolence and goodwill toward mankind. Shouldn’t such a fantastic idea be tested for its historic validity and theological soundness?"</span></span><br />
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</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(The interested reader should know that I removed references to footnotes from the quotes, and should go to the website to see the footnotes. I did not do a lot of extra looking, so I can't vouch for the historical accuracy of Pastor Gelin's statements, although I noticed several similar notions.)</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">My first thoughts are two-fold:</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">1. Pat's statements seem to reflect a common but false notion about the history of Haiti. In a situation in which he felt compelled to say something about the tragedy in Haiti, he should have checked the facts if he was going to discuss that tragedy in light of overarching spiritual conditions. As it is, his statement was irrelevant, which makes any spiritual connections that he thinks he can observe at best meaningless and at worst so false as to be dangerously misleading. That makes them and him irresponsible.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">2. The possibility that this situation is related to the history of the introduction of Christianity to Haiti is tragic. If Pastor Gelin's thoughts are at all accurate -- and I cannot evaluate them -- they reflect the Church's frequent insistence that the gospel be brought to people embedded in the culture of those who bring it. That is, evangelists have often -- and I suspect often still do -- attempted to conflate the gospel and their own culture, as if both are needed for salvation. (I am working on my thoughts on whether there can be such as thing as a Christian culture, and the issue of how the apparently false notion of a Haitian deal with Satan came to be is related to that.) That is simply demeaning to native people. Period. So, Pat's remarks take on another aspect: they seem to reflect opinions about Haitian history and culture that degrade the Haitian people relative to European and Euroamerican cultures and missionaries.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Knowing that CBN's Operation Blessing is raising money for ministry in Haiti, and that Operation Blessing has a long history of such ministry in situations where people, of whatever background and culture, are suffering, I am not concerned that it is the position of CBN or Pat Robertson that Haitians had it coming when the earthquake decimated their country.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">That said, however, a lesson evangelical Christians should take from the controversy is that we cannot afford to express compassion within the hubris of cultural superiority. Doing so means that our compassion is not real, nor will it be helpful in alleviating human suffering. To the extent that there is an overarching culture characterizing the United States, and I, for one, am not sure there is, it is certainly not superior to others around the world just because we say it is. The gospel of Jesus Christ does not, explicitly or implicitly, endorse our culture and anyone else's. The gospel does, though, explicitly endorse compassion and action to care about and for anyone whose life is traumatized by natural and other events and circumstances.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">If you cannot go to Haiti to help, give money to the Red Cross or even to CBN's Operation Blessing. Give generously. Whatever you give will go much farther in Haiti than you might expect.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Pray for the Haitian people. Their lives were, by and large, not easy before the earthquake. Not only have many people -- people who did not deserve this tragedy -- been killed, injured, and made homeless by the earthquake, but many, many more will suffer the same fates. The government was not prepared for anything like this and will probably be very ineffective in caring for its people. And the social unrest that pervaded Haiti before the earthquake is likely to be greatly exacerbated in coming days, weeks, and months, particularly now that the United Nations peacekeeping efforts have been shut down by the earthquake. </span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Pray that, in the midst of the current and on-going tragedy and the efforts just beginning to bring help to Haiti, Christians will have many opportunities to assure Haitians that God's love for Haitians is boundless, that God grieves for the suffereing, and that His love has compelled Christians to give their lives for Haitians, following the example of Jesus who gave His life for all of us.</span></span><br />
</div><div style="color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And it might be a good idea to pray that all Christians, maybe especially our leaders, will follow my Granny's wisdom: "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."</span></span><br />
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</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-46213440789845797372010-01-13T22:56:00.000-08:002010-01-13T22:56:57.239-08:00You might be a Taoseno if . . .<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Okay, I'm no Jeff Foxworthy -- although we are <i>tocayos</i> (Shelby knows; the rest of you should look it up in a Spanish-English dictionary; you can find one on-line) -- but even a lifer, admittedly jaded by generational exposure, has to confess that northern New Mexico is NOT like back in the United States. Seriously. (Oops . . .)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">One day I was driving to work, an hour-and-a-half of commute that my truck knows well enough to do by itself so I can do other things (I used to text, but my new phone is really inconvenient for texting while driving, so now I write down stuff I'm thinking about), and I began both looking around me and thinking about what makes this area unique (or, as my post-modern son writes it, "yoo-neek"). After only a short time, I had several pages of notes (and two near-misses with other cars, one poor dog that was scared half to death, and a blister on my left knee from driving with it for so long; don't tell my wife).</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This could go on for a while, so let's do it a few at a time.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">By the way, I cannot insert a tilde over the n, so Taoseno looks different than it is pronounced. Say it, "Touse-enyo." Now say it again. And again. One more time. That last one was better than your first one, but you need to keep working on it until it flows from your lips like warm honey on a <i>sopaipilla</i>. Oh, for gosh sakes, look it up. Anyway . . .</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You might be a Taoseno if:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1. You might never get the chance to have one, but you know that a real house is made of mud.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2. Three or more of your best friends have the same last name but are not really related.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">4. You are related to three or more of your best friends, regardless of your last name.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">5. You used to hunt rabbits where you now live.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">6. You forget your street address, but you can tell anyone how to get to your house . . . based on a large cottonwood and a big dog in the neighbor's yard.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">7. You know the locations of at least two hippie communes.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">8. You may have never seen it, but you know about the purple orb.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">9. You still call it the Moly Mine.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">10. You know the differences between chili from Michael's, Orlando's, and the Plaza Grill. And why they matter.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">11. You could sell your house and land and buy a small county back in the United States.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">12. You remember when the Swap Shop was in English in the mornings, Spanish in the afternoons, and Tiwa in the evenings.</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6318854445942209817.post-15592443844362708472010-01-12T08:32:00.000-08:002010-01-12T08:35:44.005-08:00Language on a downhill slideI just learned, from a professional editor at my office, that it is now common practice to use the word "data" as a singular noun, rather than as the plural noun that it really is. I will try to maintain my purity in this situation, but apparently my editors will begin making changes in my professional writing.<div>I feel violated. </div>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08376379428019944277noreply@blogger.com2